I'ld go out with you, as long as you let me have first-dibs on all your cast-offs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

you can have first dibs on anything, except my chips and gravy at the end of the night

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

That's a deal, but I can't pomise you that I won't pinch one or two when you're getting chatted up by the entire female cast of hollyoaks.
I've never had chips'n'gravy before, now I think about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

standard issue in cardiff
or chps and curry sauce

i doubt ill get any female attention let alone by hollyoaks people
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

Oh man, you serious?
I don't even fancy blokes, for the most part, and I'ld let you slip me a cheeky inch.

Everyone was sayin' you are georgous at the ash, serously.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

i'm sure your confusing me with someone else

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Maybe, tallish guy, plays rugby, probably watches cricket?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Nope, that was you.
Even FoldsFive said he'd do you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Well, that's three of us up for the orgy, you joining in?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)