So.
Did someone kill themselves or something?

Hello internet. I'm watching Spinal Tap on Glastonbury and trying to decide what to wear tonight.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

I WOULD WEAR CLOTHES

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

The World is glad of this.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

GOOD.
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOW MY VAGINA.
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Go to Japan
they'd censor it for ya.
no problems then since "no one" would know what it is
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

speaking of censorship
i enjoyed how the director of BBC's Glastonbury coverage didn't expect Lily Allen to repeat another verse and let the supposedly unbroadcastible lyrics through on the second time.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I just adopted out my plants.
My beautiful plants:(
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for growing and keeping plants
Some of my herbs are looking a little sad.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Herbs are gay.
Get some proper house plants. Get a nice red begonia like the pretty one I gave away. Do you have a patio or sunny window?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

a japanese mapel tree
for the top shelf win
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

They're lovely.
I can't wait to start my plant collection again when I get home.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

i need to start again i think

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Why, have you killed them all?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

no, an ex got them all
and the allotment
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Aw, gay.
Plants are ace, you should get more.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

i will, when i get my own house and massive garden
infact just a hammock in a field will do me
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Ah yes, we talked about this.
And you could have an eagle, too.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

eagle owl
or a buzzard,

and a pet fox
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

YES
My friend's parents have a pet fox in Donegal.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

and a goat or two

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I want pygmy goats, they're cool.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

not much meat on them though

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Nah, they're only for pets, really.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Incompatible with plants and flowers though.
Great if you only want very short grass.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

You could tether them to a spot.
I'd have them in a little enclosure.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Poor trapped goats :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

It'd be a nice big paddock, about a quarter acre.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

A child has become lodged in the tunnel of goats

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

Hahahaah
Best episode ever.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

An Abra appears.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

I like playing with them.
Make a fist in front of their heads and they go up on their hind legs and headbutt your hand from above. They'll do it for ages!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Awww. I want one now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I have a very sunny window
But I don't have much space for a big plant.

Why are you giving away you plants?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Well, not to Scotland.
But you could get a patio rose. Just keep them well watered and dead head them, they do very well. And you can keep them small.

Edit: Sorry, read that wrong. I'm moving home to Irelandland so the plants need a new home, as Noit will probably kill them.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Ah I see
That's a shame.

I would like to live somewhere with a little garden so I could have bbqs and some nice plants. I think I'm getting old :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

I want that too.
I'm very sad.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Herbs are great.
I refuse to grow plants that don't give me food.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

The only herbs i got is mint
other then that it's busy lizzies and verbena. plus a vegetable patch
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

I have three types of mint.
I got a bit carried away with my herb collection.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

Yeah just don't try and grow them leave them to grow next year
done that and the bloody things are shit now
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Where a nice dress
Oh...wait...no
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

'Where'?
And shut up.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Well spotted from down there
I did that on purpose you know
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Front page of the Swansea Evening Post

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

link please

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I hope Tara sees it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

do i go out tonight?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Yes
Will you be going dancing? Can I join you?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

i dunno, i am a loner
so it will be me on my own tonight

and i will dance if im in the mood
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Oh
I have no-one to go dancing with as my friends are rubbish.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

i just dont have any friends

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

*sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

I'ld go out with you, as long as you let me have first-dibs on all your cast-offs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

you can have first dibs on anything, except my chips and gravy at the end of the night

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

That's a deal, but I can't pomise you that I won't pinch one or two when you're getting chatted up by the entire female cast of hollyoaks.
I've never had chips'n'gravy before, now I think about it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

standard issue in cardiff
or chps and curry sauce

i doubt ill get any female attention let alone by hollyoaks people
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

Oh man, you serious?
I don't even fancy blokes, for the most part, and I'ld let you slip me a cheeky inch.

Everyone was sayin' you are georgous at the ash, serously.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

i'm sure your confusing me with someone else

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Maybe, tallish guy, plays rugby, probably watches cricket?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Nope, that was you.
Even FoldsFive said he'd do you.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Well, that's three of us up for the orgy, you joining in?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

Ooo, didn't know they were playing.
I'm editing my video for the MOING! song made by Dave!
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I got this in the post today
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dsc00470a.jpg
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

Christ

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

I'm not quite sure what sort of message they're trying to put across there.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

My word, that's a horrible card.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

Fuck, I have to buy my brother a graduation card
*makes note*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

a pack of cards

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

a fig leaf
and possibly some figs
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Possibly.
I'm nursing a head cold of some sort, it's a fucking nonsense I tells ya.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

Hot curry FTW.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Wear whatever makes you feel happiest.
I'm off to the Celtic Manor for a meal in a minute.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)