I'm talented...
I'll perform Tubular Bells on a ukelele for you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

QUALITY.
Seriously though, got any ideas?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

i can play a mean accordian
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

SOLD.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

C'mon....
UKELELE!

Clearly the superior instrument.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I'll have you as well.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

Oh aye...
*wink wink*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

15 mins?
Bike sheds?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

Need a spare hand?

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Bring KY

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

"Mean" as in "Average"?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

No,
it just seems to bite anytime i get near it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

Clearly more talent than anything on BGT at the moment.

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)