Oh Lord, won't you fuck off, you tedious preek
Habitual liar, attention you seek
You fat fucking fraud with your spunkbubble clique
Oh please, just fuck back to Question Of The Week
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

last line doesn't scan.
But 8/10 for effort, because you showed your working out.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)