I got the blues
sing me the blues
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

You are... so beautiful.
To..... me.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Yooooooou aaaaare sooooooo beautiful....
(quietly)to me...

*lighter*
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

*singed*

( Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)

here you go
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8sFupDAwvo
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Are you still here?
Why not fuck off now instead of slowly building up to a pathetic flounce?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

this one isn't going to flounce, took it all, no upset, great banter, move on

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

No.
He's a fucking paedo prick.
We've already let the Paedo Goblins make themselves cosy here, we don't need any more of them.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

yep he is a pedo, but he isn't going to leave, i've more concern with the dull slags to be fair who wear cat hats or cuber punk gear

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

I'm with BM on this.
No more fucking paedo furries. They've already got onto /board.

The only trouble is - cr3 is a bit of a furry-fan, so we'll have to do it ourselves.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

exactly, him, his missus, whichever one it is are always banging on about cat hats and the like, it's all shit
this nonce aint going tho, best to white noise it
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

cr3 even has purple hair :-(
Nobody with purple hair should ever be in charge of anything.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

the thing with the mods is that nobody could be arsed to code the boards when robtoo fucked off, cr3 was the only one that could be arsed
so he got the job, and got to be a mod
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

It's silly nonsense like this that leads to the creation of things like GIMP.
Programmer in charge = GIMP = Rubbish
UI/Ergonomics types in charge = Photoshop = Not shit

Programmer in charge = b3ta = naughty step for being funny, but nonces can post their fetish BS any time.

BAN CR3! JMG and MongyChops for MOD.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

i'm not even sure the old mods are around anymore, any one seen thomsk? or rogen? crab bloke? unless they mod from the side, i doubt it tho, spacefish, cr3 and rob are the only ones i see, sometimes mystery bob
all but one of these are grown ups that are not 'friends' with other users, wormulus gazzes cr3 grassing up forum posters, this is the forum as we now know it
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

BURN b3ta to the ground!
BURN IT! BURN IT! BURN IT!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

i'm not fucked dave, but you knew the old school had got lazy or busy with the intro of the popular page on /board
if you can't be here all day, no worries, but invest in people who are, not people who want to be mods, like happy toast or rivergoahst, but someone
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

sorry didn't know gay shift started
toddle pip people
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

the games you play are not right at all, making sexual objects of minors is wrong, but you should know that, give it up

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

"Did"play "Did"
but i doubt that makes any difference
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

Fuck off.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

my baby she left, my dog up and died
a warrant to arrest me, i'm going to be fried,
killed the last man she slept with, and lord it's a sin
i know where i'm going, don't know where i've been

oh i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

caught a glimpse of her bumhole, as i walked through the door
caught a glimpse of his bumhole,
couldn't stand anymore,
saw the dogs little bumhole, lying dead on the floor,
oh lord forgive, i done killed that whore

i got the holy moly souly, bumhole blues
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole

( magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

so i sit in that chair, my bumhole all twitchy,
awaiting the juice, my piles are itchy,
and so you must listen, to my bumhole of woe,
or else it's not heaven, but bumhole hell you will go

i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues

i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues

i've got those holy moly souly, bumhole blues....fade
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Feeling pretty liquid
it's drippin' down my leg
Oh MAAAAAAAN, how I wish, I'd worn my black trousers instead.
It's congealin on my shins
and it's fillin' up my shoes
the shit's how you be livin'
when you got them Prolapsed Asshole Blues.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

'click'
I hate it when I got 'them prolapsed asshole blues'
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

i liked this thread Grrr,
it has been a form of therapy for me
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

internet validation
is all I could ever ask for, and more.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

it's all any off us seak from the internet, maybe a real friend, some one we can look up too, and maybe just a hint of bumhole from a cumdumpster

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

OoooOOOoo Lord, won't you show me, mongy's bumhole.
I like the way, he makes wink at meee.
I've seen so many arseholes, none of them compaire.
So oh lord, won't you show me, mongy's arse hole.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die ba da ba dee dah
blue da ba dee da oh-aye.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I'll try and redeem your pitiful contribution
with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2ytn66X4ZI
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

OooooooOOooooo LORD, won't you buy me, a mer-ca-diez benz.
My friends all got porches, I must make a-mens.
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends.
OOOOoooOOO Lord, won't you buy me.
A mer-ca-diez Benz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

I bloody well love that song.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

for you, Gonz:
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
I'm bullied by /talkers, I'm too shit for /board
Vengeance and justice will be my reward -
So Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

clickin' dis

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Oh Lord, won't you fuck off, you tedious preek
Habitual liar, attention you seek
You fat fucking fraud with your spunkbubble clique
Oh please, just fuck back to Question Of The Week
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

last line doesn't scan.
But 8/10 for effort, because you showed your working out.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

WHY DO YOU GINGERS ALWAYS WEAR GREEN?
GREEN DOESN'T GO WITH ORANGE. YOU LOOK LIKE A MESS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

there was no thought of pleasing you when I dressed.
Or indeed, ever.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

everanyone
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

sadly true.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Haha, I like that.
This is unfished work of mine, I wanted to do a series.

Oh Lord, why did you buy dy, a mer-ca-diez bens.
Her driver was too drunk, couldn't make the bends.
She was with a farzie, chased by the paparazi, and now she is dead,
So oh lord, why did you buy dy, a mer-ca-diez bens.

I want to do another one about the June 7th london bombings, and whatever other things have happened in a mercadiez, but I'm to much of a thicko.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

I'm not entirely sure this counts as blues
Some people seem to think so but I dunno. Either way it rocks :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

Ooo bluegrass

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

I woke up this morning
at 8:57
Turns out Adam and Joe
weren't on till 11

I've got the black squadron blues
Ain't no instructions for me

I got the black squadron blues
Because they're at Glastonbury.
( magnum, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Cyan, sky, turquoise, aqua, marine, azure....
OOOOOoooooooohhh I got the blues.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

Listin' all them colours
them sweet ol' tones and hues
It ain't gonna help
when you got dem Daltonism Blues
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

or colour blindness
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

yeah, which is completely different from Daltonism

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

oh i see ya point
but there's three different forms, and i couldn't remember
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

and the clever part that flew straight over your head
is that Daltonism, if you want, is the part where red and green are the same, so the only colour you can really see is...
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

no, don't worry, I don't want you to have to run to the petrol station for some oil to pour into your ears
the answer is: blue
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

i keep reading it as Dalstonism, and wondering why i was a member of the 4 aces club

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

I think we've lost our way with this thread, but did it really matter anyway? That was yesterday, after all, and we must live for now...
cooooooz...

every looooooooser wiiiiiins, once the dream begiiiiiins
In time we'll seeee, fate holds the keeeey!!
And every loser knoooows, the light eternal shooooows
Will shine on yoooou, and all those who kneeeew!!
We nearly made it!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

you have to rake that up, i will never NEVER forgive wicksy for what he did to lofty, the man is scum

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad
Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue car wreck
And everything is blue for him
And his self and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

~Chorus~
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di x7
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di x7
( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

The Ten Masked Men cover of this is a thing of beauty
Awful, hideous unlistenable beauty
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)

And the original is listenable? What have you been listening to to think that?

(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

No, the cover is awful, hideous, unlistenable beauty
The original is just awful, hideous and unlistenable...
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

get me away from here I'm dying

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

play me a song to set me free
/relurks
(Speet1 knows at least 69 love songs, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)