WHY DO YOU GINGERS ALWAYS WEAR GREEN?
GREEN DOESN'T GO WITH ORANGE. YOU LOOK LIKE A MESS.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

there was no thought of pleasing you when I dressed.
Or indeed, ever.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

everanyone
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

sadly true.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)