That Glastonbury
apparently the people who made a killing this year were the folks who manufacturerd the enormous masts that blokes in somerset are waving about with flags attached to.

So far I've seen three St Piran's flags so is Cornwall taking over the wordls' greatest Uber-rock-fest since Woodstock?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

THAT'S RIGHT!
I LIKE EGGS!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

they're comfy and easy to wear!

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

So if you are feeling lethargic and lacking your usual pep
why not see if an egg helps

EGGS
If they're not part of the problem, they might be part of the solution.

BUY EGGS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

I might have an omelette for breakfast
thats if I have the energy to cook it, EGg I'm not too egghausted
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

CHEESE OMLETTE
-because sometimes just eggs are not enough.

EGGS
Eggs don't mind sharing.

BUY EGGS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

I've got an enormous mast
where's my fucking dollas you cunt
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

it takes
50 american dollars for sucky sucky

I thought the globe knew this. Come back when you have 50.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

You could be the warm up act for Piston when he starts his TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM comedy tour.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

hahahahah
YES
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

Have you seen it?
Fuck, though. You just sort of want to rugby tackle him and smother him with a pillow before he does himself any more harm.

I am also jealous that he has the balls to try it when I am quite clearly A COMEDY GENUIS but do not have balls. No balls. Empty sack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I have, unfortunately.
What is endured cannot be unendured.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Fair play to him for trying though.
You never know until you try and that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

sorry
smashing things with hammers is beyond my comedy wit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

dude
anything other than quoting red dwarf is beyond your comedy wit
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I was referring to your
act at the hoodbutters do last year.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)