I've got an enormous mast
where's my fucking dollas you cunt
( Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

it takes
50 american dollars for sucky sucky

I thought the globe knew this. Come back when you have 50.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

You could be the warm up act for Piston when he starts his TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM comedy tour.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

hahahahah
YES
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

Have you seen it?
Fuck, though. You just sort of want to rugby tackle him and smother him with a pillow before he does himself any more harm.

I am also jealous that he has the balls to try it when I am quite clearly A COMEDY GENUIS but do not have balls. No balls. Empty sack.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I have, unfortunately.
What is endured cannot be unendured.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Fair play to him for trying though.
You never know until you try and that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

sorry
smashing things with hammers is beyond my comedy wit.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

dude
anything other than quoting red dwarf is beyond your comedy wit
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I was referring to your
act at the hoodbutters do last year.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)