Have you been drinking?

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

this does not invalidate
saucy-grabby-touchy lecherousness.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Maybe not, but it definitely explains it!
:)
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)