Having houseguests that WON'T GO HOME is annoying
Will they not get the fucking hint??

"Don't miss your bus now!"

"When's that taxi arriving?"

"Oh God I feel tired"

"Has anyone seen my weed?"

NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

I LIVED IN CORK ONCE YOU KNOW

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I should try that
Perhaps they'll fall asleep and stop pissing off the neighbours.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Also, did you really just slag someone for asking where their drugs are?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

No, I didn't
I was taking the piss out of myself.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Start getting undressed for bed
That'll teach them.
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

I want to get rid of them
Not give them the raging horn.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

hallo hun
that would not make me go, in your case...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

Bet it would!
*shakes internet fatty cellulite*
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

*grasps fun flesh*
am not averse to that kind of sauciness
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

Have you been drinking?

( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

this does not invalidate
saucy-grabby-touchy lecherousness.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Maybe not, but it definitely explains it!
:)
( in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

Try doing some stand up

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

They asked
I told them to fuck off.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

lol.

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'm not a mean man, and the vido got pulled before I got a chance to see it
was that not part of the act?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

No.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Oh! You didn't see the video?

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Two secs

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

a bus at half one in the morning?! They'll be lucky

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Stand there pressing the alarm button shouting FIRE DRILL!

( Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 4:
Lavvy & Buttler
( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

Golden Shower

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Camel turd

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

NO.
b3ta.com/talk/6257825
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Sorry
I've only just got in. They make you finish really late when they know you have a day off the following morning
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Bumson and Hedges

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)

All of them.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

NON-SMOKER!!
EVIL!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Cancer with added taxation.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Regal King Sized Turd

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Sing.
Sing old hymns loudly. Nice old ones that are all 'Power be to god' and 'god almighty' etc. That usually freaks people out.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)