For a start he said he'd "stand" in the corner,
not sit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

actually, he didn't mention corners
he's standing in the middle of a bath.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

of baked beans

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

with an erection

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Listening to Val Doonican

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

stroking a lemur

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

You're a bit odd really aren't you Zuki

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)