Crikey.
He's not been the same since the ashes win though.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

BRING BACK NASSER HUSSAIN

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

ROBERT CROFT FOR TEST CAPTAIN!
Yeah!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

NASSER SADDAM

say what you like about him, he was a great opening batsman.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Even if he didn't hit the ball, he'd get his men to shoot anyone who said he didn't get a 6.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Sikhs?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Are you saying all people who play cricket are asian?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

apart from the Negroes and convict colonials
yes.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Basically everyone who we used to own.
Technically we win every single cricket match whatever happens.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

our game, our rules, our bats, our balls.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I knew someone would do it.
He'd bring about a whole regime change in the England cricket team.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Wickets of Mass Destruction?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Cricketball Ali?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

What's all this IRAQket?
I'm really bad at this
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)