They're friendless social misfits who are unable to accept it's their fault they're utterly dislikeable wastes of flesh.
If they go to pubs, they probably sit on their own for several hours then approach an unrelated group of people having a laugh and scream "EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS IN A CLIQUE, I HATE YOU ALL!!!" at them, before bursting into tears and storming out of the door.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)

Now that you put it that way, I think I know this guy.
He's a regular in my local.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

We have one like that too.
He tried to convince us the sun was in the wrong position in the sky the other week.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:22, archived)

The Sage (which is how we refer to our local cunt) got himself barred from Neary's.
The head barman there said "I'm not serving you because everybody hates you. And they're right to."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant.
Séamy is barred from the Den for much that reason, I wish Cooke's would bar him too. You should come down the 'cow for a pint.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

Will do.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

wait, what? are you not meant to do that in pubs?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)