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Here's one for Funny Name corner
The chief minister of Delhi - one Sheila Dikshit:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dikshit
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
Fuck off to Funny Name corner.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
i'm visiting Dublin in a couple of weeks
what touristy things should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
Avoid it.
Come to Kilkenny! Ooh, we should have a mini bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
it's been years since I visited Kilkenny
but it has to be Dublin this time. Taking the boyfriend for his birthday as he's never been!
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Cool.
Come to Kilkenny sometime, we can have a Kilkenny bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
Fuck that, my birthday party will be in Dublin in a couple of weeks.
It's very important.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
Well, I shall endeavour to attend that.
What bit are you living in?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
The river

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:37, archived)
Dundrum.
It won't be a mega bash, but we've a spare room if you're coming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
That's near enough my sister's place aswell, I think.
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
If there weather's good take the walking tour of 1916 related sites, it'll give you a better feel for the city than any of the bus tours.
The national museum at Collins Barracks is excellent, as is the National Gallery.
Stay out of Temple Bar.
Send me a gaz in advance and I'll show you around.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
I must do that this summer, haven't done that in years.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
ooh, that sounds interesting
not sure I could convince the other half to do it though.

So long as I get to the Guinness factory, I'll be happy enough. I've never been.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
Jameson distillery is supposed to be good.
Is he into shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
I've done the Jameson tour
It was quite good until the end when I realised I don't actually like whisky.

He's not much of a shopper, so it'll probably be more of a pub crawl
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)
Ah right.
You'll be grand, then. Lots of pubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
You don't like whiskey?
That is so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
I was dreading being picked to do the sample tasting
luckily i wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
[something about you people swallowing unpleasant liquids or something]

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
speaking of unpleasant liquids
I threw out the milk as it had gone off so now I have no milk but a terrible thirst for tea
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
Do you have shops in Ireland?
I think I may know how to solve this problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
yea, but the nearest one is all the way at the top of the street

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
You have a right to march along your traditional route on the Queen's Highway.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
We have that shite here now and it's all your fault.
www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2009/06/08/orangemen-set-for-controversial-coventry-parade-92746-23814367/

Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
I'm glad to say that at least one b3ta showed up for the protest at that.
But describing them as "our fault" is a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
I believe this nonsense gained enormous popularity in Ireland.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
Try calling them Irish to their face and you'll see what I mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
For fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
I've just read that they started in the War Memorial Park.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
This is a problem. Hmmmmm.
Do you have any friends or relatives that you can call for help? You should have kept hold of those Romanian slaves and had one of them fetch you a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
The only good thing in Temple Bar is the Porterhouse, and the Czech Inn.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
Leopardstown, Shelbourne or Harold's Cross.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
Harold's Cross?
For the doggies or the heroin?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
Drugged up madras

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
It didn't look that bad when we were driving round there, lost, because THERE ARE NO FUCKING DIRECTION SIGNS IN ALL OF IRELAND.
Nice track mind. I've never been to Shelbourne, what's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Ah sure, everyone knows where they're going sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
Which Shelbourne?
The hotel, the doggies or the football ground?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
Dogs.
As you very well know.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I've not been, but I hear it's very good.
And regarding the lack of signage, we want foreigners to visit. But we don't want to be so welcoming that they stay for eight hunderd years.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
We wouldn't be marauding around your countryside if you'd just point us in the right direction.
I think you could use another occupation to sort your roads out.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
dogs aren't racing any of the days I'm there
:(
I've been wanting to go to a dog tracks for a while now. There's one not too far from here, I just need to get a group organised.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
We have a Funny Name Corner?
Why was I not informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
Funny Name corner?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Dr, Maida Smellie
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6725493.stm
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Pfffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
yes
www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Mc_We_dont_have_need_or_want_a_funny_name_corner_you_wanker
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
We do have one, though.
It's in the newsletter. I forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
The newsletter is rubbish on account of never having had an interview with me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
Interview yourself and send it in.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
there is a guy in gibraltar called dikshit too
one of the richest men in the world apparently. think he founded partygaming.

also, i´ve just mopped my whole flat. i´m proud of doing the cleaning.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
i know someone called shitugly fuckface

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
But you know her as Mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
Which is a terrible thing to call one's wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
I know someone called Fuckoff Idon'tgiveashit.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
wow, you've managed to find something I almost completely don't care about!
well done there!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)