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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD THREAAAAAAAAD
What's for Sunday dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
Ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
I'd love a mr whippy
with raspberry sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
Really, do you need some advice too?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
I'm having a curry instead of the usual roast dinner because my parents are out.
I feel like I'm living in a broken home :(
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
Poor Easty, the latchkey kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
I'm also out of anti-perspirant
this just won't do :(
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
Throw some talc under your arms.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
Or go to the shops and buy some more.
While you're there, minimum fuss wants some milk.

I'm fighting fires all over the place today.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
I have a pain in my right ear.
Fix this, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Ibuprofen.
Or hypnotism. But I'd try the ibuprofen first.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
punch yourself in the left ear

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
Nooo, my tragus piercing still isn't fully healed in that ear, ow.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
What a tragusdy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
It's very traguc.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
I've got milk now
And a cup of tea waiting on the table
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
pizza and a can of fanta

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
Living the dream

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
No, pizza and claret is living the dream.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
Daddy AND chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
I'm going to make fajitas.
With guacamole and sour cream.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
toasted muffins and tea
I'll have proper food this evening
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
we had venison

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
I had rabbit faggots and venison with dock pudding
I am now skint
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
Faggots.
Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
lol i no
It's why I had them. So I could say faggots rofl
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
That also means homosexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
I bet
this guy was bullied at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Fuck off to Funny Name corner.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
NO WAY!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
what's dock pudding?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
It's a pudding with two gay cocks in it, and the foreskin of one is rolled over the foreskin of the other and they have a wank.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

www.yorkshirerecipes.co.uk/freeyorkshiredockpuddingrecipe.htm

That is more or less the traditional recipe, what I had today was a little cheffy though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
That's very fancy for Little Chef.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
I know
But they also had a raspberry flavoured bitter from Saltaire which was pretty lovely too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Pork!!
Stir fry or with jersey royal spuds... not sure what to do!! Arrrggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
Some dead bird
which is a shame, since she made a wonderful brew
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Make soup out of it
It will continue to make a good brew!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Thats a Great Idea!
thinking i might put the organs in a suet pudding of some kind

Damn, i'm hungry for Fry Bentos' pies now
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
mmmmmmmmmm
Suety
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)