Throw some talc under your arms.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

Or go to the shops and buy some more.
While you're there, minimum fuss wants some milk.

I'm fighting fires all over the place today.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)

I have a pain in my right ear.
Fix this, please.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Ibuprofen.
Or hypnotism. But I'd try the ibuprofen first.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

punch yourself in the left ear

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Nooo, my tragus piercing still isn't fully healed in that ear, ow.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

What a tragusdy.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

It's very traguc.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I've got milk now
And a cup of tea waiting on the table
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)