*takes concept of virtual cake and runs with it*

Nice icing between the layers... hint of salt... what is it?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

It would have been man-spooge but, due to UK censorship laws,
I had to substitute icing sugar.

/ruins the joke
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

Joke?


/enjoying cake
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)

Bucake?
Hmm, that's not as funny as I'd hoped.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)

Buccake might have worked better

But it doesn't.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)

I'll chalk this one up to experience.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

Poke?

/enjoying cock.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)