Sniff.
We shall miss you.

As it's your last day, I think we should give your arse a pounding you will never forget. That way every time you sit down you will thing of us.

*starts mixing up large batch of sand and lube*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

Fortunately,
I went to bed with a bottle of slow release lube up my jacksie, for just such an eventuality.

You may enter when ready*.

*May this be my last ever Star Trek quote.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)