The board was different for a few hours, big deal.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

The board was a frantic race of tedious egotistical self-absorbed witterings
with the combined intelligence of earwig shit and the comedy content of cardboard. You did it because you loved having a post at the top, it made you feel important, like you weren't background noise for a change. Instead, it came out like all the radios in Curry's being turned up full blast at the same time, only tuned to different stations, and then flicking your fingers Ali G style and saying "wicked rave, man, innit."

It's a fucking embarassment that any of you could gain enjoyment from such an exercise.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

That's it, let it out.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

Haha, yeah', I got a theasorous to !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I got a T rex.
I kick your arse.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

is there any word there that wouldn't be part of someone's normal vocabulary?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

Ok, this is how a layman would say that.
The board was filled with attention seekin' cunts.
They're quite thick and ain't funny. You joined in to be near the top, made you feel big for once. It came out like a dodgy radio on full blast while actin' like a ru'boy.

It's quite embarssin' that you reckon that's a laugh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

That's not layman
that's inner city cuntonese.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)

Shame you didn't get a dictionary too

( SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)