I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT AT ALL!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

I KNOW, RIGHT!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

It's too hot.
Entertain me, I am bored.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

I'm going to have a fag out the window.
It's too hot to go to bed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Stop that dirty habit, you dirty filth bag.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

MAKE ME

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Here, this will have you in pain from laughter - made it earlier :-)
b3ta.belm.co.uk/gilgamess/anim1

second in the set coming soon. I have 5 planned.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Pffffffffffffffft
That is so awesome.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

I NO!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Damn, it's not working.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

Ahhahahahahaha.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

You're such a fun sponge.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Such is the fractured impression from someone who doesn't know me at all.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

I meant on here. You are more spongey than piston.
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Now that was uncalled for.
Because for one thing, I've never turned a girl lesbian just by hitting on her.

Violent and abusive, yes, but not lesbian.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I'm sorry. I'm incredibly bored and it's too hot to do anything but type bollocks at the Internet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

you're rubbish at this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

You're rubbish at everything.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)