No no no no no
You're old enough to be seen as suave and debonair and gorwing increasingly attractive with age instead of less*.

*At least that's the only possible explanation I can think of!
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:30, archived)

Phew
what a relief, thanks.

*feels ego massaged*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:35, archived)

That's alright
It was for mine own good too, no longer being a Lolita type myself..
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)

But bearing more than a passing resemblence to
Humbert Humbert?

/harsh...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:48, archived)

!
Well thank you very much Stitch :P
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

I am troubled. I need desserts.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)

*lobs fruit loaf*
Sorry, best I could do at short notice..
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:14, archived)

Or they were taking the piss.
Be honest.
Which is more likely?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:42, archived)

Well,
I am the suavest cunt this side of the fucking North Sea, nobmuncher.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

Smelling of stale shit
does not make you suave.
It makes you skanky.
There's a world of difference between suave and skanky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

yup
u k
ve nky
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

Ahem,
second suavest cunt I'll have you know.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:05, archived)

*blows kiss*

( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:08, archived)

Ning you!
*huggles*

You well?

Which target is that? The one drawn on an annoying colleague?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:10, archived)

Very well thanks
Apart from an impressive bruise from my new implant :D

I reached my Scottish Slimmers weight target yesterday - it's taken 4 years so it was pretty exciting :) How're you?
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:12, archived)

Does that mean that you are even sexier now?
Pfffoar!

I'm not too bad. Looking forward to the weekend ending though and going to drown my sorrows in the pub followed by a nice meal with some mates, follwoed by possibly some more drinking.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:21, archived)

Haha
Sexiness is in the loins of the beholder. If you like your women above a size 10 then no, I'm less sexy than ever ;)

Hope your weekend cheers up your sorrows while getting them blind drunk and telling them most forcefully to pull their socks up and stop being so pessimistic xx
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:24, archived)