When I got a promotion at work
They seemed happy. Mind you it's been over a year since then, not managed to impress them since.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

You impress me every day.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)

Thanks Uncle Jim

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

Don't tell your mother what we did,
you hear?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I wouldn't Uncle Jim
It's only a game after all
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

It's just that she has a thing about mutilating kittens after last time we played the game.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Oh Mr Tibbens
You were such a nice little kitten until Mummy tied the string to your feet and put you in the washing machine
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)