sticking your finger up their bum and making them whine is not 'talking'

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

fucking is
I say to them "Bark if you can understand me when I press my finger up your pooper"

and lo and behold...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

they growl and rip your face off.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

Not if they are pugs.
they go "Woowoowoowoowoo!" all happy like
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

the little known sequel to "Edward Scissorhands"
"Donkey PugFingers"
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)