I've drank lots of Perrier, I feel very laa-de-da

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:38, archived)

more than usual?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

I'm double hard me.
This one time I saw a 2 frogs piggy-backing each other and the bottom one screamed at me and I didn't run away. 100% true story.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

you show those mean ol' frogs that you won't be intimidated, dg
*frisbees another biscuit*
i could do this all day
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

*biffs off forehead again*
*still didn't notice*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

Pleb
San Pellegrino is better. Word.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

I bet the tables at Pizza Express give you a right Nubble-On

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)

I can't go into Pizza Express without having a pizz-on for their Sloppy Giuseppes

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)

I had an Etna last night
due to late train arrival resulting in the nearest good Italian being closed.

i give it 5.5 badgers out of 10. Surprisingly spicy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)

Mourn the state of pizzas here TMB
They stick raw eggs in the middle. RAW EGGS. Much shaking of heads ensues.

Of course I could ask for it without the egg but that's just cheating.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

I will be in your fair city in 5 weeks
Woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

NOT VISITING ME THOUGH
You heartless fool you
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm not heartless
:(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

that's an Italian trick too
and they claim they invented the pizza. The CHEEK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

You aren't switch-hitting on us, are you DG?
I'd be very :(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

Oh hell no Jammy, I'm not going up Bottom Street just yet
I'm eating the bottles after I've finished.

I just found out that all the posh water I drank was for a boardroom meeting and wasn't in the fridge to help ourselves. I'm hiding the evidence.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

oh dg, you and your escapades

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

My life is like the world's most boring twitter feed

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)