I found a 16gb memory stick on the way to the supermarket this morning.
It had NO government secrets on it, sadly. Nor any porn.

BUT IT'S MINE NOW, FATFACES.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

I found Jesus on the way to the shower this morning.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

What did it have on it?
The last similar thing I found had loads of German techno on it.
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

NOTHING AT ALL.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

fill it with porn and leave it under a bush in the woods near a school for nostalgia's sake

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

haha
brilliant
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I found a memory card thingie on the street outside Game
I didn't take it because I don't have a card reader.

MORE EXCITING THEOBAN STORIES HERE, EVERY HOUR, ON THE HOUR
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I'd download a PDF about Butlins and a .Doc with your Local MP's address and sell it to The Sun, saying your local MP is moonlighting as a Redcoat.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

It's one of these:
www.play.com/PC/PCs/4-/6059462/SanDisk-Cruzer-Micro-16GB-USB-Flash-Drive/Product.html

But WELL SCRATCHED UP.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

They have encrypted contents don't they?
Chances are it is full of files but you can't access them
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

It's displaying as completely empty.
If there were encrypted files, they would register on the free space/used space thing. But they don't, so it's empty.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

I've got a 2Gb one.
I paid for it.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

I've got an 8gb one the same as the 16gb one I found.
They're pretty good.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I bought it to put Linux on
so I could boot it on an old laptop with a duff hard disk.
It didn't work :(
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I might use this one to back up the contents of my PS3 then use the 8gb one to install Linux onto said PS3.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

create a virus, place it on the USB to run as its connected
leave it outside a big business building

PROFIT
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)