what to what to what to?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

I was just a nurse
I'm gonna be ward sister :-D
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

That isn't a promotion.
It just means you've let yourself go a bit and they've had to reclassify you from "foxy" to "matronly".
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

nope, that's a matron
I was still just a baby, not yet in the foxy category.

Now though....
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

Ah cool. I hope it's like a Carry On film and many men in drag chase you and your bra pings off and hits the Matron in the face
*comedy swany whistles*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

Indeed!
now, I must pick my persona...should I be lovely kind ward sister, or horrible mean nasty ward sister?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

Nice!
I don't know what the bonuses for being a horrible sister would be...

I think you should wear a Nun outfit too so you can be Sister Sister and also only watch the late 90s Nickelodeon TV show 'Sister Sister'
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

was that the one with the crazy black chicks?
Oh no she di'n't
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)

I talk like their mum and look like their dad. sorta.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

haha

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)