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Today, I found out I have superior colour vision.
What have you felt pointlessly smug about lately?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Nothing,
life is SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
haha, loser

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'M GOING OUT TO THE BARS OF NEWCASTLE CITY CENTRE NOW.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. NO FAT BIRDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I honestly don't see how you intend to avoid them

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)
true that
the North has more fatties than this board
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
people who say this have invariably never been further north than Birmingham

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
fucking right I ain't
mind you Birmingham is well north
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
anything south of Cheshire is France

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
Oh random bent southerner!
Why must I put down my bottle of what is no doubt BRUT and what is also no doubt some kind of bald hair gel or something to reply?
Now I'm putting my trainers on.

Another insight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
But what SORT of trainer Jammy?!!?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
Run DMC adidas.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
bent southerner?
terrible bullying online
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
it's a well-known fact that all southerners are bumlords

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
yes yes but
bumlords with jobs
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
Not nowadays.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
fluffing and mopping up spunk in a gay bath house doesn't really count as a career
but good luck with it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
fuck you. some of us are grateful for the work.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
this man does not represent my half of the country

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
TOWERING OBJECTION

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
are you upset enough to ignore me yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
not on your nelly gigglymess

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
well, as soon as your annoyance reaches ignore levels
be sure to tell the internet immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
I'm from the North
I ain't fat. But I'm from the good part of north, not the shitty parts like Newcastle.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
yeah but you're a shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
Blah blah blah
I'm a b3ta regular and i hate everything blah
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
blah blah blah
I'm a shit noob and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
that seems about even
now fuck off
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
but I'd hate to miss you getting ONLINE UPSET again and having a proto-flounce

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
clickin dis

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
Sweet lord
go and dust the cobwebs off of your cock darling
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
ONLINE ANNOYANCE LEVELS RISING

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Pffft

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
please work on getting better at b3taing
your performance thus far has been lamentably rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
Why would I try
with you? *gives up and ignores*
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
BANG BANG BANG I AM BANGING THE IGNORE DRUMS
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/YHBI
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
FURIOUS INTERNET.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
I'm hungover

(I helped save b3ta! __, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
Superior to whom?

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
Presumably the normal range.
The print out says 'superior discrimination'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
You're an excellent racist, is what that means.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
Unlike that wife of yours,
who is just a dirty Steven Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
At least you don't have to live with it.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I've done my shift.
It's Fry's turn next.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
'Whatever.'

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Thank you.
I do put the effort in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
That just means that you're racist, but think that you're above it.
You're fooling nobody but yourself there.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
That you've stolen parts of my retina to enhance yourself, you bumhole :(
/has a pair of colourmeng eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
I didn't even use them in the end.
I just chucked them in a skip.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
D:
*dives into skip*

Ahhh that's better :D *has got ping pong ball eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
I can't see how someone can have better colour vision and how scientists can tell this shit information
What I see as Red might look completely different to you
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
Ishihara plate test.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
I'm told that the Ishihara test is shit and hugely oversensitive

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Probably.
I didn't get very far in my training before I packed it in.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
my optician was low quality
they just used the saucers from teacups
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
It's about discrimination between shades.
You basically get a load of colours and have to arrange them into a spectrum.
People with poor colour vision get them in the wrong order in certain regions.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
What Porsche said.
The fact that you can see what you think of as green and what you think of as blue as distinct shades alone means that you're distinguishing between them, which many people can't.
My eldest brother has red/green colour blindness, which meant he couldn't join the RAF as he planned.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
There used to be a rule in football in that
if it started to snow while the game was being played, they would change the white ball for a orange one, as the orange ball showed up nicely against the white snow.
However, if the snow melted during play, they were not allowed to change the orange ball back for a white one, and this caused problems for players with colour blindness as the orange and green are two of the colours that cause problems for colour blind people.
I suspect the rule has changed now.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
You must be one of only a small number of people
who has an advantage by having a 32bit colour graphics card over a 24 bit colour graphics card.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
I'm being promoted
fuck yeah
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
what to what to what to?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
I was just a nurse
I'm gonna be ward sister :-D
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
That isn't a promotion.
It just means you've let yourself go a bit and they've had to reclassify you from "foxy" to "matronly".
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
nope, that's a matron
I was still just a baby, not yet in the foxy category.

Now though....
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Ah cool. I hope it's like a Carry On film and many men in drag chase you and your bra pings off and hits the Matron in the face
*comedy swany whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Indeed!
now, I must pick my persona...should I be lovely kind ward sister, or horrible mean nasty ward sister?
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
Nice!
I don't know what the bonuses for being a horrible sister would be...

I think you should wear a Nun outfit too so you can be Sister Sister and also only watch the late 90s Nickelodeon TV show 'Sister Sister'
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)
was that the one with the crazy black chicks?
Oh no she di'n't
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
I talk like their mum and look like their dad. sorta.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
haha

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
Superior colour vision typically means poorer visual acuity.
Well done Captain Technicolour. You can't see shit. But at least you can't see shit in colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
meaning that those people
who can only see the 16 colours from microsoft's paint can see it in supurb clarity.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I haven't had an acuity test for a few years,
but when I last did I was normal/supernormal. I also normal VEPs.
This training is great, I get to do all kinds of tests on myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I bet you can't even read what I'm writing.
I've had your mum and you were at the other side of the room wondering what the squealing was
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Why thank you,
yes I have been working out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'm totally having a cup of coffee now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
I think you should totally tell the internet about it through the medium of social networking and messageboards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'll inform the gentlemen of the press later

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Got a 2:i and a job all in the same week!
I'm fantastic, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Both better than mine.
Although apparently I can now work as a paint mixer or spray cars.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Congrats
What's your job?
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)
having the biggest turnips in all of lancashire

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
I hope this is an innuendo.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
mashed!

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
i've got better than 20:20 chuckle vision

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)