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The best way to cool down?
Why, having a shower and drying your glistening, naked body with a desk fan, of course.

Hello, internet. How are we this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
It's not that hot, surely.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
it is pretty hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
where? It's just nice here, and I refuse to believe even the south of england is 'hot'

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
It's muggy, more than anything.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I can roll with that

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
it has been bloody boiling out here on the south coast of wales,
clear skies and stuff.
i think i have sunburn :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
Do you look like a lobster?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
36+ is hot
31 degrees is just nice. 40 for me is unbearable, let alone 45 which is the hottest i´ve been in.

FUCK:
news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/2012?&search=algeciras&itemsPerPage=10®ion=world

ah well, gonna ask for the day off tomorrow so i don´t get a sweaty back walking into work
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
31 degrees is hot when the average is about 15 degrees.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
It also feels a lot hotter when it's so humid you may as well be in a sauna.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
there is that.
working in a kitchen where the temperature is always about ten degrees warmer than it is outside also has it's bad side.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
31 is not nice
It is hot and if you have to do anything in it it is stifling
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
malignant

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
How's the cancer these days, SSG?
:(((
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
:(

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
are you gonna die or not
just asking
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
You heartless cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
well if he´s going to be ok why keep milking it grrrrrrr

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
Jesus, you are a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
FABBO!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
Where's Gilgamesh anyhow?
He and I have some great banter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
mentally scarred
*rocks back and forth*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Pensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
I'm about to have a shower.
I have no desk fan.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
You can borrow mine for £300.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
I'll just use this hand fan and hope the batteries don't die.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Hands up to wrists in ice cold water

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Why doesn't everyone harden the fuck up?
oh, it's too hot. Fuck off it is, just stop moaning.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
YOU fuck off, please.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
No, your mum fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)
I'm replying to this hours later to have the last word.
YOU FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)