Fair play to him for having a go
Stupid him for not realising he was shit.

Someone should submit it to Chortle for their shit comedian of the week bit they have in the Friday news roundup....
( magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

How are we all.

Absolute fucking pleasure.

I failed my driving test three times.

Fucking distracting.

FUCKING FILMING BASTARD.

Yes, I failed my driving test.

Whore from hell.

How are you all?

Bumraped by a tramp.
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

aww
I failed my driving test when at the first zebra crossing I saw my first thalidomide woman carrying bags of shopping from what seemed her shoulders.

I burst out laughing.. then when i was apologising to the instuctor he proper went too.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

I passed on the fifth time
Even though I nearly ran over an OAP
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

lol
hahahah

sorry

just the word ´friz´ and ´ran´ in the same post.

well good on ya, i think i´m gonna do mine in spain and just bribe the instructor.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)

There's something charmingly cuntish about you

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

did he upset oo :(:(:(:(:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)

No no, I'm saying I like the guy

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

oh good,
but you think he is cuntish,
i was all worried he might ov offended oo :(:(:(:(:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

A charming cunt
Like Gilgamesh. And Wormulus.

Or are you one of these people who see the word "cunt" and think it's a TERRIBLE WORD THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SAID?
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

sorry, i was just all worried,
that you might have been all offended by the person, it looked like you wuz agitated an dat, but i wuz rong, sorri
xx
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

APOLOGY ACCEPTED

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

but if you are a bit shook up by the meanness,
you know i am here for you
xxx
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

he´s mine
so fuck off
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

i like you too

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

as opposed to the more common-or-garden nauseating cuntishnish you provide

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

Ha, yeah
Yeah

I'm a cunt.

Ha
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

Ha, yeah
Yeah

El Guiri's a cunt.

Ha
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Shut it, cancertits

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

lolfriz

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)