maybe someone will do a non-hilarious parody version for us
that'd be just great
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'm on it.
Anything for you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

cretin

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

God, you're fantastic.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

what goes black white blue michael jackson ha ha ha ha

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

If you ever type anything that makes me laugh
I'll paypal you fifty quid
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

If I make you laugh, can I have £20?

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

You make me laugh all the time
but it's not a particularly pleasant laugh. More a jeering half-snort.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

If I make you laugh pleasantly, can I have £20?

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'll say yes
because by the time it happens twenty quid will only be enough to buy you a Chomp.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I tried that with Sibod once
admittedly I only offered £10 but my money was safe
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I'm only half as good as piston at comedy.
I've no chance.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

can i get in on this?
do you ever laugh?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

All the time
sometimes at things that aren't people dying.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)

If I was Peter Pan, and Tinkerbell told me to clap
I'd laugh
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

Actually, I'm chuckling just from writing that
fucking hell, even on the internet I have to amuse myself.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

blimey,
if that is what entertains you then, i apologise, for everything.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

if only you had the authority to do it on behalf of humanity

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Can I get some of this virtual cash?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

it's seems like you just tailed off half-way through that sentence
possibly the sweat getting in your eyes from the anticipation of using italics oh god I'm gonna cum hnnnnghhh
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

what are you blathering about now?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

you edited it, you spackfingered chronic masturbator
I bet your thumb and forefinger are curled up so far round eachother it looks like you've been wanking a pencil, and years of self abuse have locked them in a paralysing rictus so that you have to hit the space bar with the last joint of your index finger.
And if I called you a cunt you'd cry.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

someone ignored me today
I wept buckets
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

it's better to cry buckets than to eat from them

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

it's better to have bad taste than to taste bad

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

lol rofl bottle in front of me frontal lobotomy rather have the first one chuckle ho ho kill me now

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Christ, you must have huge goatse like tearducts.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Ooh good, we haven't had a wobble here in ages

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Someone wobbled at Gilgamesh earlier on.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

I think you've missed the point.
Look it's right, there.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

GOOD ONE FRIZ!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

OH, SSG

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

Like a pair of rutting stags.
Who've settled down with cups of tea and rich teas
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)