Well, you could.
So long as you ran away shouting "I'M SORRY, I HAVE CANCER!", they probably wouldn't even press charges.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Oh man, I wish I had cancer.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

Fucking stupid healthy cells.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

it does have it's benefits.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

Maybe if I hug you REALLY hard it'll spread to my pancreas.
Or just my gall bladder or something, I don't mind.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)