Never hit a man with glasses, Mykey.
You get a better swing off a baseball bat.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)

And if you have a metal bat, and hit them in just the right place, the bat makes a lovely ringing ping.
'Ning, Herr Doktor, orders?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)