I think pat butcher should do a jlo thing
and shorten her name in eastenders to "PatButch"

I think it would make the show a LOT more modern and help it appeal to a younger audience, plus more cool people like me could be into pat butcher more

what do you think about when you first wake up? other than how you'll ever gind somebody to put up with your fat fucking face
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)

I've done a video on /links
I'm expecting four fat face jokes in the post tomorrow
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

Oh cool, one already
Today is going to be AWESOME
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

your face isn't so fat
but do a song that goes:


OOOH WHY IIIS MY FAAACCEE DOO FAAAATTT

WHY AAMM I SUCH AAA FUCKING FATFACE
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

GOD IT'S SUCH A RAT RACE
LIVING WITH A FAT FACE

And then JMG can do a dole solo
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

A dolo

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

I stopped thinking about that a long long time ago.
Being single rocks.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

hey rich - you've seen pics of the real naked pat butcher and this poor copy isn't far off!
media.photobucket.com/image/pat%20butcher/benimpoverished/pat-butcher.jpg
nsfw
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Normally wondering why I have to get up and can't stay in bed
Or what I will wear for the day.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

I prefer the idea of Pete Doherty doing the same thing and calling himseld Pedo
/not my gag, heard it somewhere
( rob, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

i already have found someone who will put up with my fat face.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)