Wait, what?
There's smaller versions of the smallest phone?
These are pretty big combat trousers, you could probably get a macbook air in one of the leg pockets.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)

Of course there is a smaller version of the smaller phone
and it's 40% less powerful, and gives you 3 minutes of calls between charges. However, it does gently rub your leg while in your pocket.
( magnum, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)