Mortal coil

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

*applause*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Hang on
The subtext here is that you tell your bairns to sit down or they'll fall and die. Terrible parenting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

I did wonder
I found him halfway up the neighbour's scaffolding the other day*, but I'm sure I didn't threaten him with death about it.

*strikethrough etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

That's where you're going wrong
Threats at every turn. We built an empire on that kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

"and that's not a thread, it's a promise" my mum used to say.
I'm still not entirely sure what the difference is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

We were forever being threatened with being killed.
/Irish parents blog.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

By which I mean
I threatened that he'd be picked up and carried off by giant two-headed crows and forced to work 16-hour days clawing gravel from a quarry.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)