Elephants can't fire guns!
They don't have any fingers.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

then how do they use the phone?

when they make trunk calls?

/hides
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

/finds
/slaps
(Uncle Vinnie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)