It was the shittest idea I've ever heard
He basically wanted me to sing "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen, but replace all the pronouns so..

.. get this..


.. it was a BOY singing about how shit a GIRL is in bed!

COMPLETE FLIP REVERSAL!
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

It would have been better if it was about going to an event which was supposed to feature a rollercoaster, some candy floss and various stalls featuring games of chance run by gypsies.
However, contrary to the advertising, none of these attractions were featured, hence the conclusion that it wasn't a fair.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

That

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

Is Fucking

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Genius

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

I know.
I'd send you a copy of some of my parody songs, but unless you're very interested in Irish politics from five years ago you probably won't laugh.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

or indeed
if she was singing about hair, but bemoaning the fact that her dark locks were holding up her progression in a media-savvy world where only blondes were attractive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Or if she was bogus official and a pasenger hadn't enough money to get on the traion he could say it wasn't fare.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Or she bought a fake christmas tree and it's not fir
I don't know.

Stop looking at me.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

I think we might be getting convoluted here.
stick with your first idea as it's clearly the best.

Although the hair one might be easier to alter the lyrics to suit?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Should be about a badly made fence post saying how it's not square and I think it's gunna lean

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

YES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

It's not Cher and I think he's really keen

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Pfft hahah :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

WINNAR.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)