Just been to the shopsWas on my way back when a chav with a can of Fosters approached me on the way back. "Oi mate, gizza can" he asks me, indicating my carrier bag. "No" I reply. "Gizza can mate". "No". "Giz one mate". This goes on for some time. Eventually I had to tell tell him that one, it's illegal to drink alcohol in the street and two, all I had in my carrier bag were toilet rolls.
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It's illegal to drink alcohol in the street?Is that another one of these English Naziisms?
I found out today it's illegal to just camp there. Ridiculous.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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Well, it sort of is, but nobody gets arrestedBut I wanted to tell him fact one before the much better fact two.
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Some towns/cities have alcohol free zones.Although I have heard that it's only illegal if you're drinking and causing trouble, I'm not entirely sure.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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The sort of people that drink in the streets are teenagers and scummers, I think it's a good idea.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41,
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let's make everything illegal before somebody gets upset.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:42,
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I bet you drink in the street, scummer.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:46,
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Too bloody right I do.Well, in the park, anyway.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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bench trampo!*throws 2p at you* *gwuffs at the pov*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:50,
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It's on a street,and it's a public place.
Calm down dear.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Pubs are on streets too.And public places usually.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56,
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Yeah but errpubs are still private property.
Shut up. You know what I mean.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:57,
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Generally in larger, more pisshead-riddled cities.If I got a can from the village shop after work, there'd be no legal objection to drinking it on the green, although it wouldn't be allowed at the station. That said, I'd probably get odd looks for drinking at 6.30am.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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was it a big bag?why do you need so many toilet rolls?
*obligatory wanks in bed gag*
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:40,
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Didn't you feel odd just buying toilet rolls?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44,
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if all you needed was toilet rolls,would you buy something else you didn't need as well, just to not feel odd?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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Chances are that you are going to need something else tomorrow.Just get it now and save a trip to the supermarket.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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can you see into the future?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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To some extent.I'm going to run out of apples sometime in the next couple of days. I'm not out of them yet. When I wander up to Asda in a bit only needing something to take to work for lunch tomorrow I may well also buy some more apples. I'm a fucking genius.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52,
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Blimey, what a talent.You should go on the telly.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:53,
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It was toilet rolls and sherry,but he necked the sherry as soon as he was out the supermarket. The lush.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47,
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