Why do we do this?
are we lonely?
I think so.
When do you feel accepted, internet weirdos?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'm bored at work and it's a good way to vent humour and laugh at/with people

When work finishes it's rare you'll find me on here unless I'm drunk late at night.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

happy birthday
assume I'm thai. love you long time.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

T'is tomorrow my friend, but I will pull that greeting through till then :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

happy birthday in advance
coz I'll be at work tomorrow
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

ty dude :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

All of this.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

Ask anyone
I am massively needy and require a captive audience to be clever than to justify myself, online.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Although whenever anyone asks
I just tell them this is all an elaborate joke and that I am the puppet master troll pulling strings across my kingdom of shit memes and irritating charicatures.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Actually the truth is
I use the internet to prey on vulnerable women with crippling emotional problems and massive flappy fannies.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

how successful are you?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Not really
I just like to wind up a load of fat wobblerS on the internet by repeating myself, online.
:(
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I really do it becuase it can be quite entertaining.

( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

NOT REALLY
I DO IT TO FILL MY POCKETS WITH NUTRITIOUS INTERNET ATTENTION!

LOOK AT ME, INTERNET.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

THE INTERNET IS JUST A VEHICLE FOR A HIGHER PURPOSE
COCK TUESDAY11!!11!!11
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

online.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

sorry seb
wo
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

hhheheehehehehe :D
trod on quarterpounders
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

ALL OF THE ABOVE

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

friz?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I justify your sadness and feel sorry for your need to be justified in an internet forum.
wotcher, how are you? I'm a manic depressive, by the way...
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I'm just a lonely sad internet wierdo
SO THERE!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

cos its fun

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I DON'T KNOW
STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS GODDAMMIT!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

when I get offered work.
I wouldn't look at B3ta on company time. Honest.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I lost 2 jobs due to this site.
you're not trying hard enough.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

well I'm not actively trying to be a loser at all, really.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

harsh.
but fair. *cries*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I get a laugh.
And i'm usually waiting somewhere to go to do something.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Do you have an angular finge
and cut yourself to feel?
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

GAZ ME
GAZ ME HARD BEFORE I GAZ YOU
(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

too late

(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Entertainment for me.
I just leave b3ta running while I cook or watch TV, I don't feel particularly lonely.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Just been to the shops
Was on my way back when a chav with a can of Fosters approached me on the way back. "Oi mate, gizza can" he asks me, indicating my carrier bag. "No" I reply. "Gizza can mate". "No". "Giz one mate". This goes on for some time. Eventually I had to tell tell him that one, it's illegal to drink alcohol in the street and two, all I had in my carrier bag were toilet rolls.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

It's illegal to drink alcohol in the street?
Is that another one of these English Naziisms?
I found out today it's illegal to just camp there. Ridiculous.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

Well, it sort of is, but nobody gets arrested
But I wanted to tell him fact one before the much better fact two.
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

Some towns/cities have alcohol free zones.
Although I have heard that it's only illegal if you're drinking and causing trouble, I'm not entirely sure.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

The sort of people that drink in the streets are teenagers and scummers, I think it's a good idea.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

let's make everything illegal before somebody gets upset.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

I bet you drink in the street, scummer.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Too bloody right I do.
Well, in the park, anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

bench trampo!
*throws 2p at you* *gwuffs at the pov*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

SINCE WHEN WAS A PARK A STREET?
FUCKING HELL
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

It's on a street,
and it's a public place.
Calm down dear.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

GRRR
I'M JUST SO MAD

*RAISES FISTS*
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Pubs are on streets too.
And public places usually.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

Yeah but err
pubs are still private property.
Shut up. You know what I mean.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Generally in larger, more pisshead-riddled cities.
If I got a can from the village shop after work, there'd be no legal objection to drinking it on the green, although it wouldn't be allowed at the station. That said, I'd probably get odd looks for drinking at 6.30am.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

was it a big bag?
why do you need so many toilet rolls?

*obligatory wanks in bed gag*
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Didn't you feel odd just buying toilet rolls?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

if all you needed was toilet rolls,
would you buy something else you didn't need as well, just to not feel odd?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

Chances are that you are going to need something else tomorrow.
Just get it now and save a trip to the supermarket.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

can you see into the future?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

To some extent.
I'm going to run out of apples sometime in the next couple of days. I'm not out of them yet. When I wander up to Asda in a bit only needing something to take to work for lunch tomorrow I may well also buy some more apples. I'm a fucking genius.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

Blimey, what a talent.
You should go on the telly.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

It was toilet rolls and sherry,
but he necked the sherry as soon as he was out the supermarket. The lush.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I can't stand seeing ugly people in person
It's also socially unacceptable to sit in a pub in your underwear scratching your arse.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

That tells me that you've never been to Nigeria.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)