I can't stand seeing ugly people in person
It's also socially unacceptable to sit in a pub in your underwear scratching your arse.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

That tells me that you've never been to Nigeria.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)