Goodnight!
FAKE ASS NIGGAS
( moohalaa, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Likewise,
SPURIOUSLY POSTERIORED WOOFTY.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Goodnight you old bot botherer.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Fine, don't be here for two and a half hours
and just pop your head round the door to say goodbye. Honestly, you treat this place like a hotel.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

you should always get your niggas from a reputable retailer

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

:)

( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

GOODNIGHT SNAKE STUFFER
I have a sweaty neck. Who else has a sweaty neck?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

I have sweaty eyes, if that helps.
NOW... TO BED...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

what's this fake ass nigga thing?
What drama has unfolded this time?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

You need to listed to more Onyx.
Best. Song titles. Ever.
( Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Do I need to listen to it or just read the song titles?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Reading the song titles is enough.
There are some good songs there though. Blac Vagina Finda isn't great, but Nigga Bridges is super.
( Druid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

I am massively against racism,
even when it is done by those who it is aimed at.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

Don't listen to Bichasniguz then.
Verily, it may be prudent to avoid Da Nex Niguz too.
( Druid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Although I believe it's one of only two rap songs with the word oesophagus in it.
Gangsta.
( Druid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

I've only ever heard the word osteoporosis used in one rap song.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

I'm genuine innit.
Regulate.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

fo'real

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)

which one are you?
www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

i know which is jmc
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

omg lets judge each other omg so fun

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)

whos's your favourite b3tan
*pukes*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

Gilgamesh.
Where is he? He and I are good chums now.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

he sleeps in 4 hour cycles
i imagine he'll be around about 2
or as he likes to call it ' when most of the scum fuckoff '
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

I intend to still be here.
I'm really excited, he might call me dull or a cunt or something. It's going to be great banter.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Shove a cunting pipe up your shit hole and plumb it directly into your mouth, nobody will be able to tell in which direction the shit is moving.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

just pass the pipe
numbnuts
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Was that explosive enough?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

7/10
needs more random uncalled for condescending (see jmg for tips)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

Cunt in training here.
Should I try and get more fatty comments in there?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

not really
it seems the only person to mention fat fatty and the like
is the geordie himself

i'm not saying she protests too much but it is curious
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

DOVESTON SMOKES CRACK

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Probably,
I have noticably fewer teeth these days.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

you need to stop biting down soo hard on the pipe

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

SMOKES LICKS BUM
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)

Shut up brown tongue!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

I'm number 3.
Bou, I would say is number 2.

In oh so many ways.

See what I did there?

No?

/coat.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

Are you STILL upset at JMG?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

no
why?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

You seem to mention him an awful lot.
Several times in this sub thread, in fact.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

really he hasn't come up since i guess
the sunday twitter thing

i could have typed gonz or ssg (peace be upon him) but as he's always here and such a popular figure i thought it
might entice people into clicking the link
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:43, archived)

I'm only half fake

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)