There are certain young ladies who do that sort of thing for far less
if certain sites on the internet are to be believed.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

I
clearly have much more class than them.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

*resists temptation to do another tedious strikethrough*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

I have objective proof
that my ass has reached its optimum :P
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)