what a nice policeman
www.alldumb.com/item/12522/
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

nice
remind me never to be an underage black girl working in a drive-thru in Ohio
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

Too late
for me.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

*interferes with*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

You must have had a great Careers Officer at school!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

What a cock knocker.
Makes me want some mace though.


Oh and a tazer.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

I wouldn't
mind being sprayed in the face for £30K to be fair.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

*opens ISA*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

It's bukkake hour!

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

There are certain young ladies who do that sort of thing for far less
if certain sites on the internet are to be believed.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

I
clearly have much more class than them.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

*resists temptation to do another tedious strikethrough*

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

I have objective proof
that my ass has reached its optimum :P
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

403
What am I missing?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:25, archived)

some of those comments
really make me think there is no hope for the future.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

Cull

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)