Internet logic dictates that you are really a 48 year old balding male virgin.
Living in his parents' basement or attic.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

JMG doesn't come on until lunch time.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

OH ZING!

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

lunch play
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)