No.
I'm focusing on all the icky bits to take my mind off how fucking adorable kids are. Messy nappies. Screaming at 3am. Throwing up milk everywhere. Publicly wetting themselves when they get older.

It's not helping. :(
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

don't forget the lasting damage they do to your clunge on the way out

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)

also the idea of having a child fills me with the kind of horror and disgust that cannot be described using words on the internet

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

Best you get your tubes tied then

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

I usually just spunk up her back
lolsexon/talk!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

Yes, this is true.
I refuse to believe it's as bad as everyone says it is, though.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

Mine is certainly a different shape now
but MrSpong claims it's no larger than before.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)

still cavernous
hahaha, terrible bullying online
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

:D
terrible terrible.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)

its just not right
the whole thing makes me shudder, clearly the only good bit about a baby would be the sex that made it and that only lasts 4 or 5 seconds.
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

yeah well you probably shouldn't bother to fight it, seven billion or so humans, it seems the species isn't over-endowed with the ability to restrain itself
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)