I like to imagine a Bingometre is a measure of speed
how fast old ladies can stand up and shout 'full house'
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

If they're old ladies,
aren't they measured in nanometres?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

oh you're good, oh you are good.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)

*winking fingerguns*

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)

That's the distance you have to stand away from someone
before the smell of piss and cabbage fades.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)