That's not actually how the warning calls worked. It used to go as follows.
This is the [AREA] brigade of the Provisional IRA.
The codeword is [CODEWORD]
A bomb has been placed at [LOCATION] and will detonate at [Time]

And then they get the fucking time and place wrong.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

ah, so that's where they went wrong
using "codeword" as your codeword. That's schoolboy, frankly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

The Newry Brigade used "pink" for a long time.
That's not going to scare anybody.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

to be fair, they are orish
to be sure to be sure to be sure.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)

Press 1 for a nailbomb, press 2 for a masked gunman, press 3 for an incendiary device,
Press 0 to hear these options again, your deaths may be recorded for training purposes.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)

*presses 7*

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)