you had your half hour in the sun

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)

then developed melanoma in a cruel twist of fate

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)

it never rains but it pours
then ssg drowns
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

*plays the Morrissette card*
*trips over spoons*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

It has just occurred to me that if you were to say a Morrisette were a female Morrissey, you would annoy a lot of people.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

eww

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)

i have nettle stings on my arm, leg, foot and bottom.
they stingle :(
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)

*fights off all other pandas to be the first to ask*
do you need any cream rubbed on 'em?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

cream

spunk
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)

how would THAT help?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

lols.
maybe some dock leaves?
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)

NONE OF THIS:
d c
leaves
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

awww MAN

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)

if i staple enough together
you can have a fancy dockleaf leotard
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)

OH MY.
can you do me a dock leaf skirt and hedgerow flower lei?
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)

i can try my best!
will it guarantee a hula dance?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

SOMEONE will dance.

( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

when i wield my nettle whip :P

( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)

Don't roll in nettles then.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)

i didnt mean to.
i thought i pulled them all up first.
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)