say "doin' your wife"

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)

she's bound to listen to you instead of me
i pushed her in a bush once. she's never got over it
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)

Pfft

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

it's true!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)

I've tried pushing a girl's bush before and I got the same reaction

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)

the pfft?
it's air escaping. they need it done every so often so they don't explode
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)

It was a lust queef

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)

i cause them wherever i go

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

it's like a squelchy fanfare whenever i come into a room

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)

When I enter a room women engorge whatever they're sitting on due to moistness and then slap themselves stupid
in the tits.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)

A fannyfare

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)

ewwwlol

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)

WAHEY!

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)