It's a family newpaper if your big sister walks around with her tits out and your dad invites his mates around to have a look(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:44,
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This is all getting decidedly QOTW(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45,
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"And then I fucked my dad and he was awesome as I rolled a Q4 on Dungeons & Dragons, thus winning me the match"(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:46,
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Have you been coming round to our family's Christmas Eve parties?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:46,
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I'm usually perched on the top of your tree, playing with my ballballs.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:47,
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